That’s right folks. Dead. A goner. History. It’s been a heck of a lot of fun, and we’ve made some great decks and great friends, but after 5 years of blood, sweat, and skulls, it’s time for a breather. If you’re reading this, then we’d like to thank you for supporting Funhouse along the way. Though we didn’t make a million bucks, the good will generated will last a lifetime (almost as long as your Premium Quality Funhouse Skateboard).

Though the beast is back in the basement, I will still do my best to put on Bowl Jams here in NYC and will certainly continue skating. The only difference will be that I won’t be forced to hand out stickers to kids on Razor scooters at the same time. I’m also still available for kick-ass, known-around-the-world artwork and male modeling gigs, so if you have need of a formerly handsome redhead that can draw like a mofo, then I’m your man.

While most of our inventory is gone, we still have some awesome (and now super collectible) Decks and T’s for sale at the ridiculously low prices that desperation requires.

Thanks for being a part of something genuine.

Skate Tough and Have Fun!

Attention Grannies, Grommers, Gnarlers, and everyone in between, the Owl’s Head All Ages Bowl Jam is scheduled for May 22, 2010 from 11am till 4pm (Rain Date is Sunday, May 23). As always, this is a FREE, non-contest jam. Helmets are required, but skills aren’t, so we’ll take you whether you’re busting airs or just busting your ass! Funhouse decks will be on sale, and we’ll have Limited Edition “Skeletal Skate Granny” T’s available too. Cash is king, so mug a fat cat on your way over, or you could miss out.
See you there Homies!

Yep. Facebook.

The Bosslady herself has taken the reins of the Funhouse Skateboards Facebook site, so as soon as you’re done entertaining yourself here, head on over and give us a nuggie, or a prod, or a poke, or whatever the heck it is the kids are doing over there. The Bossman will be lurking around there too, of course, so now you’ll have twice as many chances for pics of Lou Rawls!