Are you a crusty ass skate vet from Cleveland? If so, you must be one of the Decrepit Ones of Northeast Ohio! Shout outs to Joe Riffle and his gang of miscreants who LEGALLY use the tattered and battered skate skeletons featured on the Bossman’s original OLD MAN JAM flyer. Unlike some less than savory folks who have stolen the image in the past, these hard edged moto-punks took the time to work with us and create the Northeast Ohio Decrepit Ones patch. Kudos to Joe and his pals for doing things the right way.

So, if you see these guys coming, you can be sure of a couple of things-they’re legit and they’re old as shit! Skate forever Decrepit Ones!

There’s trouble brewing all around this Spring here at Funhouse International Headquarters. We’re looking forward to delivering our best work yet. Stay tuned for the BRAND SPANKING NEW WAR CHIEF AND DEATH’S BROTHER MODELS to arrive in the coming weeks. Are they awesome?

You should know by now.

Season’s beatings everyone! It’s that magical time of year when your thoughts turn to chestnuts roasting on an open fire, horse skull-headed, goat monster babies and alcoholic skeletons. That’s right, the new Funhouse Skateboards Series Three Jersey Devil and Beer Slave decks have arrived!
Cozy up with the Jersey Devil Old School 8.5″ or with the Jersey Devil Popsicle available in widths from 7.5″ to 8.5″. Or, you can find an eggnog bonging partner with the sud-soaked skeletons of the Beer Slave Deck, which features the art from Thrasher Magazine’s Beer Slave DVD. Comes in popsicle only and is available in adult sizes from 7.75″ to 8.5″.
The Funhouse evil elves are also cooking up the NEW Series Three T shirts and they should be in stock soon!

Holiday Special: Order between now and Dec. 31 and receive a FREE Concrete Wave Magazine 2009 Calendar (featuring the Bossman’s art on the cover) and a set of NEW Limited Edition Vinyl Stickers!

Happy Horrorgaze from Funhouse Skateboards!